Thursday, 02 April 2009

• Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

  

  It's not true for everyone, but most girls will pick up at least some of their mom's habits (maybe even personality?)

  For example, I have picked up the following unfortunate tics from my mother hen:

  1. Squatting. You know what I mean, the asian-lady-on-the-ghetto-street-corner-picking-up-chickens squat. When I drop something, I have to catch myself and lean over in a more dainty way

  2. Her front two teeth. |_|_|

  3. Her feet. Unfortunately. The second toe is too long and the pinky looks like the hunchback of notre dame.

  4. Her love for celebrity gossip

  5. Soap opera worship. In my case, it is crappy spanish telenova and Dawson's Creek. In her case, it is period pieces set in 10000 BC Manchuria in which the men all have little french braids and people have scandalous affairs with their first cousins.

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  What have you picked up from your mother?

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